The summer of ‘85. Top that… https://t.co/xkFTCFscg2

The summer of ‘85. Top that… https://t.co/xkFTCFscg2

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) May 1, 2026

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May 1, 2026 at 04:55PM

Public restrooms usually feel like biohazard zones, but Sanitronics' self-cleaning public toilets could be cleaner than my kids' bathroom. We desperately need these here in the States... https://t.co/MXNeDbkBY9

Public restrooms usually feel like biohazard zones, but Sanitronics' self-cleaning public toilets could be cleaner than my kids' bathroom. We desperately need these here in the States... https://t.co/MXNeDbkBY9

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 29, 2026

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April 29, 2026 at 06:57AM

Wisdom comes with a cost. https://t.co/EUESsJBeCb

Wisdom comes with a cost. https://t.co/EUESsJBeCb

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 28, 2026

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April 27, 2026 at 07:43PM

Love Nicholson and The Shining since childhood (pre-parental controls). Wish I’d had this game then — or today. https://t.co/wXoIeESWb7

Love Nicholson and The Shining since childhood (pre-parental controls). Wish I’d had this game then — or today. https://t.co/wXoIeESWb7

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 25, 2026

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April 24, 2026 at 08:12PM

Our privacy continues to erode. Nevada signed a contract in January that gives state police near real-time access to cellphone location data across the state, no warrant required. The price is almost insulting: $12,000 a year. That gets them 250 queries a month, paid for with a https://t.co/uTxOoyj9g9

Our privacy continues to erode. Nevada signed a contract in January that gives state police near real-time access to cellphone location data across the state, no warrant required. The price is almost insulting: $12,000 a year. That gets them 250 queries a month, paid for with a https://t.co/uTxOoyj9g9

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 22, 2026

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April 22, 2026 at 07:07AM

How insightful 🙄 https://t.co/zuNA8NulpP

How insightful 🙄 https://t.co/zuNA8NulpP

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 20, 2026

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April 20, 2026 at 07:50AM

The best advice I ever got from my father was on a camping trip as a child: “Don’t piss in the wind.” That one line taught me to think before I act, don’t fight unwinnable battles, read the room, and plan strategically. It’s been a guiding principle that focused me on https://t.co/D3PuHNSF1G

The best advice I ever got from my father was on a camping trip as a child: “Don’t piss in the wind.” That one line taught me to think before I act, don’t fight unwinnable battles, read the room, and plan strategically. It’s been a guiding principle that focused me on https://t.co/D3PuHNSF1G

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 17, 2026

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April 17, 2026 at 09:50AM

I could’ve been a forensic scientist.

I could’ve been a forensic scientist.

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 15, 2026

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April 15, 2026 at 11:12AM

American taxpayers send $5 trillion to Washington every year and we expect an efficient, effective, and accountable investment of our hard-earned dollars. Every voter supports the elimination of government waste, so this should be a bipartisan effort. If there is ever an https://t.co/pN2IIHzf7t

American taxpayers send $5 trillion to Washington every year and we expect an efficient, effective, and accountable investment of our hard-earned dollars. Every voter supports the elimination of government waste, so this should be a bipartisan effort. If there is ever an https://t.co/pN2IIHzf7t

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 15, 2026

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April 15, 2026 at 10:57AM

Need another reason to love coffee? Probably not. But here’s one anyway: new research suggests coffee doesn’t just wake you up but directly supports a healthier gut. Regular drinkers had 6-8 times more beneficial gut bacteria than non-coffee drinkers. The secret: coffee’s https://t.co/pK8pDX3ceh

Need another reason to love coffee? Probably not. But here’s one anyway: new research suggests coffee doesn’t just wake you up but directly supports a healthier gut. Regular drinkers had 6-8 times more beneficial gut bacteria than non-coffee drinkers. The secret: coffee’s https://t.co/pK8pDX3ceh

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 13, 2026

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April 13, 2026 at 06:41AM

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. https://t.co/ezGgZ1rY2k

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. https://t.co/ezGgZ1rY2k

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 10, 2026

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April 10, 2026 at 05:32PM

Let the most famous laws in the world be your guide: Murphy's Law - The more you fear something happening, the more likely it is to occur. Kidlin's Law - If you write a problem down clearly and specifically, you have solved half of it. Gilbert's Law - When you take on a task,

Let the most famous laws in the world be your guide: Murphy's Law - The more you fear something happening, the more likely it is to occur. Kidlin's Law - If you write a problem down clearly and specifically, you have solved half of it. Gilbert's Law - When you take on a task,

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 8, 2026

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April 8, 2026 at 09:27AM

RT @zone_astronomy: The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful. https://t.co/0JLkB0tOXv

RT @zone_astronomy: The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful. https://t.co/0JLkB0tOXv

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 7, 2026

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April 6, 2026 at 10:41PM

Los Tres Hermanos’ $25 Super Burrito lives up to its name. Biggest burrito I’ve seen here in LA or anywhere. And no… I didn’t finish it. That took a week. 😋 https://t.co/uKcu9sTaUS

Los Tres Hermanos’ $25 Super Burrito lives up to its name. Biggest burrito I’ve seen here in LA or anywhere. And no… I didn’t finish it. That took a week. 😋 https://t.co/uKcu9sTaUS

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 6, 2026

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April 6, 2026 at 06:37PM

The 1915 Coca-Cola design brief: “A bottle so distinct it could be recognized in the dark or when lying broken on the ground.” That’s the kind of clarity every creator should chase: a vision so strong it endures even when shattered. https://t.co/GnhYQAqsiO

The 1915 Coca-Cola design brief: “A bottle so distinct it could be recognized in the dark or when lying broken on the ground.” That’s the kind of clarity every creator should chase: a vision so strong it endures even when shattered. https://t.co/GnhYQAqsiO

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 3, 2026

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April 3, 2026 at 05:42AM

Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? That comes from poor judgment. https://t.co/ijVPq4IKUm

Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? That comes from poor judgment. https://t.co/ijVPq4IKUm

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 1, 2026

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April 1, 2026 at 06:31AM

Clean your whole house in 30 minutes. https://t.co/PERwSqkUQE

Clean your whole house in 30 minutes. https://t.co/PERwSqkUQE

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 30, 2026

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March 30, 2026 at 06:19PM

This is the Bath Mouthpiece: an emergency fire-survival device that lets you breathe through your toilet. The “toilet snorkel,” patented in 1981, solves a real, terrifying problem, but it’s also so viscerally unappealing that it borders on parody. This product is a good https://t.co/QMZPzz7YHb

This is the Bath Mouthpiece: an emergency fire-survival device that lets you breathe through your toilet. The “toilet snorkel,” patented in 1981, solves a real, terrifying problem, but it’s also so viscerally unappealing that it borders on parody. This product is a good https://t.co/QMZPzz7YHb

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 27, 2026

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March 27, 2026 at 07:50AM

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██ █ ████ everything ███ █████ is █████ ████ ████ fine ████ ███ █ ██████ trust. █████ ███████ ███ your █████ ████ government

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 26, 2026

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March 25, 2026 at 07:33PM

In 1869, a semester at Harvard cost $170. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $4,200 today. The cost of a semester at Harvard now? Closer to $30,000+. https://t.co/eNSkQ8iMFt

In 1869, a semester at Harvard cost $170. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $4,200 today. The cost of a semester at Harvard now? Closer to $30,000+. https://t.co/eNSkQ8iMFt

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 23, 2026

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March 23, 2026 at 11:49AM

I'll watch Michael Shannon in damn near anything, but his best performance has to be this leaked letter written by University of Maryland's Delta Gamma chair Rebecca Martinson. A timeless classic. https://t.co/37k2nLpWyS

I'll watch Michael Shannon in damn near anything, but his best performance has to be this leaked letter written by University of Maryland's Delta Gamma chair Rebecca Martinson. A timeless classic. https://t.co/37k2nLpWyS

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 20, 2026

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March 20, 2026 at 06:07PM

It’s 1985 somewhere… https://t.co/545Yd10KLS

It’s 1985 somewhere… https://t.co/545Yd10KLS

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 18, 2026

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March 18, 2026 at 09:01AM

Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7

Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 16, 2026

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March 16, 2026 at 01:22PM

Happy Friday the 13th. Have a friend for dinner. https://t.co/2Vv2Q9WVIp

Happy Friday the 13th. Have a friend for dinner. https://t.co/2Vv2Q9WVIp

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 13, 2026

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March 13, 2026 at 12:28PM

Nicknamed “the Car of Tomorrow,” the 1938 Phantom Corsair is an Art Deco masterpiece that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi flick, not a driveway in the ‘30s. With seating for six (four across in front!) and a sleek, low-slung body that seemed poured from black glass, the https://t.co/oT5yc5HLg8

Nicknamed “the Car of Tomorrow,” the 1938 Phantom Corsair is an Art Deco masterpiece that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi flick, not a driveway in the ‘30s. With seating for six (four across in front!) and a sleek, low-slung body that seemed poured from black glass, the https://t.co/oT5yc5HLg8

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 4, 2026

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March 4, 2026 at 05:49PM

Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of… a well-rested parent. 🫩 https://t.co/Vxpy0ldj6i

Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of… a well-rested parent. 🫩 https://t.co/Vxpy0ldj6i

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 2, 2026

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March 2, 2026 at 06:08AM

Ridley Scott’s E.T. the Existential Threat. Forget Reese’s Pieces… he’s here for blood! This would have been such a different movie… https://t.co/8E30FFe4ft

Ridley Scott’s E.T. the Existential Threat. Forget Reese’s Pieces… he’s here for blood! This would have been such a different movie… https://t.co/8E30FFe4ft

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 27, 2026

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February 27, 2026 at 12:13PM

Think you’re smarter than your grandparents? 50 years ago, car owner’s manuals taught you how to adjust your engine’s valve clearances with a feeler gauge. Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery. https://t.co/1TmeSi70mf

Think you’re smarter than your grandparents? 50 years ago, car owner’s manuals taught you how to adjust your engine’s valve clearances with a feeler gauge. Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery. https://t.co/1TmeSi70mf

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 25, 2026

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2026-02-25T19:48:00+00:00

Why do we get sleepy? A new study suggests the answer lies in the brain’s power plants: our mitochondria. These tiny structures make energy for our cells, but in the process, electrons can leak and cause damage. When too much of this damage builds up in special “sleep-control” https://t.co/9HrdJWmJhY

Why do we get sleepy? A new study suggests the answer lies in the brain’s power plants: our mitochondria. These tiny structures make energy for our cells, but in the process, electrons can leak and cause damage. When too much of this damage builds up in special “sleep-control” https://t.co/9HrdJWmJhY

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 23, 2026

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February 23, 2026 at 05:57AM

This scene in Little Miss Sunshine (2006) is a reminder that all of our experiences, good and bad, become threads in the fabric of who we are. https://t.co/UR1k7VOrL4

This scene in Little Miss Sunshine (2006) is a reminder that all of our experiences, good and bad, become threads in the fabric of who we are. https://t.co/UR1k7VOrL4

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 20, 2026

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February 20, 2026 at 01:17PM

Hopefully not any time soon, Fred... 😧 https://t.co/0kcENJ659O

Hopefully not any time soon, Fred... 😧 https://t.co/0kcENJ659O

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 18, 2026

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February 18, 2026 at 05:58PM

Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary; glory is forever. https://t.co/DEFMFR4Vqa

Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary; glory is forever. https://t.co/DEFMFR4Vqa

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 16, 2026

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February 16, 2026 at 09:17AM

Liam Neeson as Cupid. Happy Valentine’s Day. https://t.co/wDRagaTyR0

Liam Neeson as Cupid. Happy Valentine’s Day. https://t.co/wDRagaTyR0

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 14, 2026

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February 14, 2026 at 11:15AM

Thank God it’s Friday https://t.co/5wleOPLe4D

Thank God it’s Friday https://t.co/5wleOPLe4D

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 13, 2026

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February 13, 2026 at 09:23AM

🤯 https://t.co/xnAwx71yrk

🤯 https://t.co/xnAwx71yrk

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 11, 2026

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February 11, 2026 at 09:40AM

Affordable housing can be found in a hot tub and a can of Chernobly... https://t.co/bBqy4mshkK

Affordable housing can be found in a hot tub and a can of Chernobly... https://t.co/bBqy4mshkK

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 9, 2026

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February 09, 2026 at 08:38AM

Who says physical media is dead? This video store is a living, breathing archive and community. https://t.co/kVTj3Ihjg4 https://t.co/Q2yx9pwrEU

Who says physical media is dead? This video store is a living, breathing archive and community. https://t.co/kVTj3Ihjg4 https://t.co/Q2yx9pwrEU

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 6, 2026

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February 06, 2026 at 08:24AM

The next time you’re in North Wales, be sure to grab a sack of sweets at Pringle’s in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. https://t.co/VOloiVlJPg

The next time you’re in North Wales, be sure to grab a sack of sweets at Pringle’s in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. https://t.co/VOloiVlJPg

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 5, 2026

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February 04, 2026 at 06:05PM

This is some real outside-the-box thinking. https://t.co/vtOMl5V0C1

This is some real outside-the-box thinking. https://t.co/vtOMl5V0C1

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 2, 2026

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February 02, 2026 at 10:43AM

No Terminator sequel has ever been able to top the first. https://t.co/JqFhNzn06W

No Terminator sequel has ever been able to top the first. https://t.co/JqFhNzn06W

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 31, 2026

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January 30, 2026 at 06:32PM

Grab your EPIPEN, it's time to get stung. This iconic malt liquor, with its full-bodied flavor and silky finish, belongs in Hangar 51 right next to the Ark. https://t.co/aKHvRSmmgD

Grab your EPIPEN, it's time to get stung. This iconic malt liquor, with its full-bodied flavor and silky finish, belongs in Hangar 51 right next to the Ark. https://t.co/aKHvRSmmgD

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 29, 2026

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January 28, 2026 at 06:11PM

It’s not the fall, it’s what you do next. https://t.co/YNPVXyx4xO

It’s not the fall, it’s what you do next. https://t.co/YNPVXyx4xO

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 26, 2026

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January 26, 2026 at 07:21AM

My screenwriting lane is grounded, elevated action, but there’s a prolific, nonunion, sub-$5M action ecosystem that optimizes for volume over quality. If schlock can have a nucleus, it’s the “Geezer Teaser”: churn-and-burn gunplay built around cameos by former action stars who https://t.co/4E3T7bee3n

My screenwriting lane is grounded, elevated action, but there’s a prolific, nonunion, sub-$5M action ecosystem that optimizes for volume over quality. If schlock can have a nucleus, it’s the “Geezer Teaser”: churn-and-burn gunplay built around cameos by former action stars who https://t.co/4E3T7bee3n

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 23, 2026

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January 23, 2026 at 10:10AM

The sound of this buzzer from my childhood still haunts me… https://t.co/sztxeejdTA

The sound of this buzzer from my childhood still haunts me… https://t.co/sztxeejdTA

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 21, 2026

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January 21, 2026 at 09:28AM

This artist proves that you can get something for nothing… https://t.co/EkUYqxg9sl https://t.co/UuJGjAHXyy

This artist proves that you can get something for nothing… https://t.co/EkUYqxg9sl https://t.co/UuJGjAHXyy

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 20, 2026

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January 19, 2026 at 06:59PM

It was my pick for family movie night this week. Flash Gordon may be cheesy, but the kids dug it! https://t.co/KxgVTNE2mP

It was my pick for family movie night this week. Flash Gordon may be cheesy, but the kids dug it! https://t.co/KxgVTNE2mP

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 17, 2026

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January 16, 2026 at 07:21PM

A spoonful of microplastics can be found in the average human brain? Skip the ultra-processed stuff, ditch single-use plastics, and feed your noggin with whole foods, not microplastics. https://t.co/i7K9UxiWB2

A spoonful of microplastics can be found in the average human brain? Skip the ultra-processed stuff, ditch single-use plastics, and feed your noggin with whole foods, not microplastics. https://t.co/i7K9UxiWB2

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 15, 2026

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January 14, 2026 at 06:23PM

Growth starts where comfort ends.

Growth starts where comfort ends.

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 12, 2026

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January 12, 2026 at 09:32AM

If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. https://t.co/AhSYO8xguX

If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. https://t.co/AhSYO8xguX

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 9, 2026

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January 09, 2026 at 12:56PM

When I eat here I feel like I’m the king of the world. https://t.co/7DAui5OUbz

When I eat here I feel like I’m the king of the world. https://t.co/7DAui5OUbz

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 7, 2026

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January 07, 2026 at 01:07PM

An owl has moved into our neighborhood — joining the raccoons, skunks, deer, squirrels, and possums. I feel like I’m living in a Disney movie… #owls #birds #wildlife https://t.co/6ieVsH7nxL

An owl has moved into our neighborhood — joining the raccoons, skunks, deer, squirrels, and possums. I feel like I’m living in a Disney movie… #owls #birds #wildlife https://t.co/6ieVsH7nxL

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 6, 2026

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January 06, 2026 at 08:50AM

Shared outrage bonds people, like a tribal rally. Social media rewards rage with likes and shares, turning it into “outrage as entertainment.” It’s no wonder our stress levels are rising, leading to health issues and burnout. Step back from feeds. Go for a run. It’s time to https://t.co/6bWnqAMDkA

Shared outrage bonds people, like a tribal rally. Social media rewards rage with likes and shares, turning it into “outrage as entertainment.” It’s no wonder our stress levels are rising, leading to health issues and burnout. Step back from feeds. Go for a run. It’s time to https://t.co/6bWnqAMDkA

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 5, 2026

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January 05, 2026 at 09:43AM

Step into a time machine: 19 unforgettable photos that reveal Las Vegas’s evolution, from neon-lit streets and quirky casino signs to candid slices of life through the decades. I f*cking love Vegas… https://t.co/tOCe3NFjH6

Step into a time machine: 19 unforgettable photos that reveal Las Vegas’s evolution, from neon-lit streets and quirky casino signs to candid slices of life through the decades. I f*cking love Vegas… https://t.co/tOCe3NFjH6

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 2, 2026

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January 02, 2026 at 05:14AM