How insightful 🙄 https://t.co/zuNA8NulpP

How insightful 🙄 https://t.co/zuNA8NulpP

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 20, 2026

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April 20, 2026 at 07:50AM

The best advice I ever got from my father was on a camping trip as a child: “Don’t piss in the wind.” That one line taught me to think before I act, don’t fight unwinnable battles, read the room, and plan strategically. It’s been a guiding principle that focused me on https://t.co/D3PuHNSF1G

The best advice I ever got from my father was on a camping trip as a child: “Don’t piss in the wind.” That one line taught me to think before I act, don’t fight unwinnable battles, read the room, and plan strategically. It’s been a guiding principle that focused me on https://t.co/D3PuHNSF1G

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 17, 2026

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April 17, 2026 at 09:50AM

I could’ve been a forensic scientist.

I could’ve been a forensic scientist.

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 15, 2026

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April 15, 2026 at 11:12AM

American taxpayers send $5 trillion to Washington every year and we expect an efficient, effective, and accountable investment of our hard-earned dollars. Every voter supports the elimination of government waste, so this should be a bipartisan effort. If there is ever an https://t.co/pN2IIHzf7t

American taxpayers send $5 trillion to Washington every year and we expect an efficient, effective, and accountable investment of our hard-earned dollars. Every voter supports the elimination of government waste, so this should be a bipartisan effort. If there is ever an https://t.co/pN2IIHzf7t

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 15, 2026

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April 15, 2026 at 10:57AM

Need another reason to love coffee? Probably not. But here’s one anyway: new research suggests coffee doesn’t just wake you up but directly supports a healthier gut. Regular drinkers had 6-8 times more beneficial gut bacteria than non-coffee drinkers. The secret: coffee’s https://t.co/pK8pDX3ceh

Need another reason to love coffee? Probably not. But here’s one anyway: new research suggests coffee doesn’t just wake you up but directly supports a healthier gut. Regular drinkers had 6-8 times more beneficial gut bacteria than non-coffee drinkers. The secret: coffee’s https://t.co/pK8pDX3ceh

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 13, 2026

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April 13, 2026 at 06:41AM

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. https://t.co/ezGgZ1rY2k

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. https://t.co/ezGgZ1rY2k

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 10, 2026

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April 10, 2026 at 05:32PM

Let the most famous laws in the world be your guide: Murphy's Law - The more you fear something happening, the more likely it is to occur. Kidlin's Law - If you write a problem down clearly and specifically, you have solved half of it. Gilbert's Law - When you take on a task,

Let the most famous laws in the world be your guide: Murphy's Law - The more you fear something happening, the more likely it is to occur. Kidlin's Law - If you write a problem down clearly and specifically, you have solved half of it. Gilbert's Law - When you take on a task,

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Apr 8, 2026

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April 8, 2026 at 09:27AM