This is the Bath Mouthpiece: an emergency fire-survival device that lets you breathe through your toilet. The “toilet snorkel,” patented in 1981, solves a real, terrifying problem, but it’s also so viscerally unappealing that it borders on parody. This product is a good https://t.co/QMZPzz7YHb
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 27, 2026
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— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 26, 2026
In 1869, a semester at Harvard cost $170. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $4,200 today. The cost of a semester at Harvard now? Closer to $30,000+. https://t.co/eNSkQ8iMFt
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 23, 2026
I'll watch Michael Shannon in damn near anything, but his best performance has to be this leaked letter written by University of Maryland's Delta Gamma chair Rebecca Martinson. A timeless classic. https://t.co/37k2nLpWyS
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 20, 2026
It’s 1985 somewhere… https://t.co/545Yd10KLS
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 18, 2026
Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 16, 2026
Happy Friday the 13th. Have a friend for dinner. https://t.co/2Vv2Q9WVIp
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 13, 2026
