Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 16, 2026
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March 16, 2026 at 01:22PM
Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 16, 2026
Happy Friday the 13th. Have a friend for dinner. https://t.co/2Vv2Q9WVIp
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 13, 2026
Nicknamed “the Car of Tomorrow,” the 1938 Phantom Corsair is an Art Deco masterpiece that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi flick, not a driveway in the ‘30s. With seating for six (four across in front!) and a sleek, low-slung body that seemed poured from black glass, the https://t.co/oT5yc5HLg8
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 4, 2026
Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of… a well-rested parent. 🫩 https://t.co/Vxpy0ldj6i
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 2, 2026
Ridley Scott’s E.T. the Existential Threat. Forget Reese’s Pieces… he’s here for blood! This would have been such a different movie… https://t.co/8E30FFe4ft
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 27, 2026
Think you’re smarter than your grandparents? 50 years ago, car owner’s manuals taught you how to adjust your engine’s valve clearances with a feeler gauge. Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery. https://t.co/1TmeSi70mf
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 25, 2026
Why do we get sleepy? A new study suggests the answer lies in the brain’s power plants: our mitochondria. These tiny structures make energy for our cells, but in the process, electrons can leak and cause damage. When too much of this damage builds up in special “sleep-control” https://t.co/9HrdJWmJhY
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 23, 2026
This scene in Little Miss Sunshine (2006) is a reminder that all of our experiences, good and bad, become threads in the fabric of who we are. https://t.co/UR1k7VOrL4
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 20, 2026
Hopefully not any time soon, Fred... 😧 https://t.co/0kcENJ659O
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 18, 2026
Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary; glory is forever. https://t.co/DEFMFR4Vqa
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 16, 2026
Liam Neeson as Cupid. Happy Valentine’s Day. https://t.co/wDRagaTyR0
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 14, 2026
Thank God it’s Friday https://t.co/5wleOPLe4D
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 13, 2026
🤯 https://t.co/xnAwx71yrk
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 11, 2026
Affordable housing can be found in a hot tub and a can of Chernobly... https://t.co/bBqy4mshkK
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 9, 2026
Who says physical media is dead? This video store is a living, breathing archive and community. https://t.co/kVTj3Ihjg4 https://t.co/Q2yx9pwrEU
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 6, 2026
The next time you’re in North Wales, be sure to grab a sack of sweets at Pringle’s in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. https://t.co/VOloiVlJPg
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 5, 2026
This is some real outside-the-box thinking. https://t.co/vtOMl5V0C1
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Feb 2, 2026
No Terminator sequel has ever been able to top the first. https://t.co/JqFhNzn06W
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 31, 2026
Grab your EPIPEN, it's time to get stung. This iconic malt liquor, with its full-bodied flavor and silky finish, belongs in Hangar 51 right next to the Ark. https://t.co/aKHvRSmmgD
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 29, 2026
It’s not the fall, it’s what you do next. https://t.co/YNPVXyx4xO
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 26, 2026
My screenwriting lane is grounded, elevated action, but there’s a prolific, nonunion, sub-$5M action ecosystem that optimizes for volume over quality. If schlock can have a nucleus, it’s the “Geezer Teaser”: churn-and-burn gunplay built around cameos by former action stars who https://t.co/4E3T7bee3n
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 23, 2026
The sound of this buzzer from my childhood still haunts me… https://t.co/sztxeejdTA
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 21, 2026
This artist proves that you can get something for nothing… https://t.co/EkUYqxg9sl https://t.co/UuJGjAHXyy
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 20, 2026
It was my pick for family movie night this week. Flash Gordon may be cheesy, but the kids dug it! https://t.co/KxgVTNE2mP
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 17, 2026
A spoonful of microplastics can be found in the average human brain? Skip the ultra-processed stuff, ditch single-use plastics, and feed your noggin with whole foods, not microplastics. https://t.co/i7K9UxiWB2
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 15, 2026
Growth starts where comfort ends.
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 12, 2026
If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. https://t.co/AhSYO8xguX
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 9, 2026
When I eat here I feel like I’m the king of the world. https://t.co/7DAui5OUbz
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 7, 2026
An owl has moved into our neighborhood — joining the raccoons, skunks, deer, squirrels, and possums. I feel like I’m living in a Disney movie… #owls #birds #wildlife https://t.co/6ieVsH7nxL
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 6, 2026
Shared outrage bonds people, like a tribal rally. Social media rewards rage with likes and shares, turning it into “outrage as entertainment.” It’s no wonder our stress levels are rising, leading to health issues and burnout. Step back from feeds. Go for a run. It’s time to https://t.co/6bWnqAMDkA
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 5, 2026
Step into a time machine: 19 unforgettable photos that reveal Las Vegas’s evolution, from neon-lit streets and quirky casino signs to candid slices of life through the decades. I f*cking love Vegas… https://t.co/tOCe3NFjH6
— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Jan 2, 2026