Clean your whole house in 30 minutes. https://t.co/PERwSqkUQE

Clean your whole house in 30 minutes. https://t.co/PERwSqkUQE

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 30, 2026

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March 30, 2026 at 06:19PM

This is the Bath Mouthpiece: an emergency fire-survival device that lets you breathe through your toilet. The “toilet snorkel,” patented in 1981, solves a real, terrifying problem, but it’s also so viscerally unappealing that it borders on parody. This product is a good https://t.co/QMZPzz7YHb

This is the Bath Mouthpiece: an emergency fire-survival device that lets you breathe through your toilet. The “toilet snorkel,” patented in 1981, solves a real, terrifying problem, but it’s also so viscerally unappealing that it borders on parody. This product is a good https://t.co/QMZPzz7YHb

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 27, 2026

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March 27, 2026 at 07:50AM

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— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 26, 2026

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March 25, 2026 at 07:33PM

In 1869, a semester at Harvard cost $170. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $4,200 today. The cost of a semester at Harvard now? Closer to $30,000+. https://t.co/eNSkQ8iMFt

In 1869, a semester at Harvard cost $170. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $4,200 today. The cost of a semester at Harvard now? Closer to $30,000+. https://t.co/eNSkQ8iMFt

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 23, 2026

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March 23, 2026 at 11:49AM

I'll watch Michael Shannon in damn near anything, but his best performance has to be this leaked letter written by University of Maryland's Delta Gamma chair Rebecca Martinson. A timeless classic. https://t.co/37k2nLpWyS

I'll watch Michael Shannon in damn near anything, but his best performance has to be this leaked letter written by University of Maryland's Delta Gamma chair Rebecca Martinson. A timeless classic. https://t.co/37k2nLpWyS

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 20, 2026

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March 20, 2026 at 06:07PM

It’s 1985 somewhere… https://t.co/545Yd10KLS

It’s 1985 somewhere… https://t.co/545Yd10KLS

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 18, 2026

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March 18, 2026 at 09:01AM

Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7

Future you is cheering for you. Keep going. https://t.co/OHXbP1P8S7

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 16, 2026

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March 16, 2026 at 01:22PM

Happy Friday the 13th. Have a friend for dinner. https://t.co/2Vv2Q9WVIp

Happy Friday the 13th. Have a friend for dinner. https://t.co/2Vv2Q9WVIp

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 13, 2026

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March 13, 2026 at 12:28PM

Nicknamed “the Car of Tomorrow,” the 1938 Phantom Corsair is an Art Deco masterpiece that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi flick, not a driveway in the ‘30s. With seating for six (four across in front!) and a sleek, low-slung body that seemed poured from black glass, the https://t.co/oT5yc5HLg8

Nicknamed “the Car of Tomorrow,” the 1938 Phantom Corsair is an Art Deco masterpiece that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi flick, not a driveway in the ‘30s. With seating for six (four across in front!) and a sleek, low-slung body that seemed poured from black glass, the https://t.co/oT5yc5HLg8

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 4, 2026

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March 4, 2026 at 05:49PM

Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of… a well-rested parent. 🫩 https://t.co/Vxpy0ldj6i

Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of… a well-rested parent. 🫩 https://t.co/Vxpy0ldj6i

— Will Bermender (@WillBermender) Mar 2, 2026

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March 2, 2026 at 06:08AM